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Written by the Lean Greens Crew | Evidence-Based
“Drink more water.”
It’s the one piece of health advice everyone agrees on.
Doctors say it. Fitness influencers chant it. Your water bottle quietly judges you from the desk.
So you do the right thing.
You hit your two litres. You carry the bottle everywhere. You even force water down when you’re not thirsty, because… health.
And yet, somehow, you end the day feeling:
Which feels incredibly unfair.
You’re trying to flush things out, not blow yourself up like a lilo.
If this sounds familiar, you’re not broken. And you’re not “bad at hydration”.
You’ve probably just fallen into what we call the Osmosis Trap.
We use this idea a lot because it explains so many frustrating “healthy habit” failures.
The Rule of 1.
If something that should work isn’t working, there’s usually one overlooked factor quietly sabotaging it.
With hydration, that factor is balance.
Drinking water isn’t just about volume. It’s about how water interacts with:
When that balance is off, your body doesn’t say, “Great, let’s flush this through.”
It says, “Hang on. Something’s not right. Hold onto this.”
And that’s when bloating shows up.
Osmosis sounds technical, but the idea is simple.
Water moves to where it’s needed most to create balance.
If your body senses:
It will retain water, not release it.
So paradoxically, drinking more water can sometimes make bloating worse, not better.
Let’s walk through the four most common reasons this happens.
This is the biggest and most misunderstood cause of water retention.
Water is attracted to sodium like a magnet.
If sodium levels are high, water moves in to dilute it. That’s osmosis doing its job.
Many people think:
“I don’t eat that much salt.”
But sodium hides everywhere:
You can eat a “normal” modern diet and still be carrying a high sodium load without realising it.
Now add lots of water on top.
Your body doesn’t flush it out. It hangs onto it to manage the salt.
Result?
Not because water is bad. But because the context is wrong.
This isn’t about going low-salt or eating bland food.
It’s about reducing processed salt, not water.
When you eat more fresh, unprocessed foods:
Less hoarding. More balance.
This one surprises a lot of people.
We’re told cold water is refreshing. Clean. Pure.
And it feels good going down.
But your digestive system doesn’t love shock.
Digestion works best close to body temperature.
When you drink ice-cold water:
When things sit, they:
That pressure often feels like “water bloat”, even though it’s partly digestion slowing down.
This is especially noticeable if:
You don’t need to drink warm water like a monk.
Just aim for:
It’s gentler on the system and allows digestion to move along without unnecessary pauses.
This one is very human.
You’re busy. You realise you’re behind on water. So you chug.
Big gulps. Fast drinking. Bottle drained in seconds.
When you drink quickly, you often swallow air along with the water.
This is called aerophagia, and it’s far more common than people realise.
That air:
It’s not water retention. It’s air taking up space.
The body then holds onto water as well, because digestion has stalled slightly under pressure.
A perfect storm.
Slow it down.
Sip rather than chug. Small mouthfuls. Spread hydration throughout the day.
You’ll often notice:
Same water. Different delivery.
Sometimes the body needs more than volume.
It needs permission to let go of excess fluid.
Certain foods naturally provide this signal because they contain:
Think of foods like:
They don’t force anything. They gently nudge the system toward balance.
If you’re:
You may lack the signals that tell the body, “It’s safe to release this now.”
So water just… stays.
Don’t just hydrate with liquid.
Hydrate with context:
That’s when bloating often starts to ease without you changing how much you drink.
Water is essential.
But on its own, it’s not magic.
Hydration works when:
Otherwise, water becomes something your body manages defensively instead of using efficiently.
Because you’re doing what you’re told.
You’re trying. You’re making an effort. You’re building a “healthy habit”.
And instead of feeling better, you feel worse.
That’s not a failure of discipline. It’s a failure of design.
This is where we applied the Rule of 1 again.
The problem wasn’t water. It wasn’t motivation.
It was digestive efficiency.
So we built something that makes hydration work with your body instead of against it.
Collagen Greens is designed to turn your daily water into a supportive tool, not a bloating trigger.
Every scoop includes digestive enzymes (DigeZyme).
These help:
Better digestion means water moves through properly, not sideways into bloat.
We include real greens like:
These provide the kinds of nutrients you’d get from water-rich, balancing foods, without having to source them perfectly every day.
Collagen isn’t just about skin.
It contains amino acids that:
When the gut is supported, hydration becomes easier to tolerate.
Collagen Greens uses a subtle hint of blueberry and carrot.
Not sweet. Not artificial. Just pleasant enough that you sip, not chug.
That alone solves a huge chunk of hydration-related bloating for many people.
It mixes instantly into:
No grit. No “pond water” taste. No digestive punishment.
If drinking lots of water leaves you feeling bloated, the answer isn’t to drink less.
It’s to drink smarter.
Hydration works when the body feels safe, supported, and balanced.
That means:
Collagen Greens turns water into something your body can actually use, rather than something it has to manage.
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